COMMON ANTI-SOCIAL HABITS THAT SUCKS

Why on earth, would anybody publicly prick their nostrils with a naked finger and subsequently catapult into the air? How is that even fun?

No thanks to the weather which is oftentimes on higher degrees? Everyone on the street seems to be sweating .Others quite profusely. A neat handkerchief is supposed to be handy for majority (who cares if yours was dirty by the way). The unruly on the other hand, simply wipe sweat with bare hands, splash to space, not bothered about the surface on which it lands. For crying out loud, this could be the face of the next person, skin, or gaped mouth (yuck!).  And is that not selfishness? It should please stop.

Irritably it is, when someone talks with a mouth filled with chewed food. The mixture of that food and your spittle, looks slimy sort of. It clearly irritates the onlooker. Does it really cost so much to be considerate? #Eyes rolling#

Eating as you walk along the road is not just ideal. But in as much as I do not really get bothered by this, it makes you lose concentration. Anyway, I am looking forward to nutritionists coming over to tell how balanced, food consumed on motion, would get digested. So hold on to criticisms on this one especially.

Offering someone a used handkerchief is improper. This is not just an assumption, it has happened to me before. And from a purported educated individual, who is supposed to be gentlemanly. Just imagine?

I still do not understand why a lady wearing a skirt would be so comfortable to open her laps wide enough to display her panties when she seats. Save the decency of the womanhood please.

I had to stop having conversation while sitting close to some set of people that I know. They would always drench you in their saliva. If they were autistic, with love, I would endure.  But not? Kindly swallow that spit before talking to me my friend. No wonder they suffer from indigestion. They have splashed off all the saliva needed for food digestion over an unnecessary gist. #Hian.

Literally screaming on the phone, especially when annoyed? It is like being unfair to others around you who have no business with your discussion. The country’s present state economically is enough to leave us all deafened. Yet, we are coping. Don’t add to our sorrow, with your loud vocal cord.  I was guilty of this too until the day I found myself in the skin of a listener. I almost punched the hell out of the offender in annoyance. Steps since retraced by the way.  So if you use a phone, with a bad mouthpiece/earpiece, hence the reason why you scream over the phone, ‘cry not my brethren phone abound’, very cheap, as low as three thousand naira.  

I cannot even begin to mention those that sneeze and people around would almost scamper to safety. Leave the stench from the ooze of some sneezes aside. Yes, sneeze, and not fart yet.

Some would say, God hasn’t created a ‘bin’ for ‘mess’ (African word for fart). Agreed, but does it hurt to fart with civility? Don’t shoot the gas when the ‘saints’ are gathered around to eat on the dining. And according to my Merriam Webster dictionary which says, aroma and stench have contrasting meanings. One is perceived, the other smells horribly. Most African parents are guilty of this anyways, yet the kids shouldn’t complain. How I hated being young in African homes..

Sigh! Feel free to add yours. If y’all allow me to go ahead, I would annoyingly fill twenty pages.